Say there, would you get an AUTO SEAT BELT made by Pfizer and approved by "the government"? Would you?
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Hi.... I'm public safety engineer DIRK BARKER, here to talk with you about the new Covid-19 BRAND ... *AUTOMOBILE SEAT BELT*. As you know, the criminal and creepy US federal "government" has been relentlessly hounding you, threatening you, pressuring you to get this seat belt, with a truly satanic fervor. And now there are some controversies about this seat belt, so let me address them.
THE SEAT BELT DOES work. While you are driving normally. It keeps you buckled in. The controversies and sensitive issues begin if you have a car crash. And of course the big question there is... Does it work then? Well to paraphrase Bill Clinton, it depends on what the definition of "work" is. Like, during a car crash, does the Covid brand seat belt retain its color? Yes it does it does not change color. Does the fiber consistency remain the same? Yes it does. Does the clip itself still retain to being chrome? Absolutely yes it does. Those things are definitely working. However, now the sensitive stuff. Does it keep your from flying thru the windshield and into the front of the truck that just hit you? Sometimes. I mean once in a lucky while we have found this is true. Like in cases where the truck veered 20 feet to the left after impact. You won't be hitting that truck. You very well might be flying thru the windshield, but who knows where you will land. There are a diversity of possibilities on that. Now then, WHY can we not say the seat belt will keep you from flying out thru the glass windshield? Well as you need to understand, COVID brand seat belts are marvelous and do a fabulous job of protecting you... They can lessen your headache after flying thru the windshield. But they will not necessarily keep you in the car. Its important that you understand no COVID brand belt can be 100% guaranteed to keep you in the car.... Retain clip properties as chrome? Yes! Keep you in the car? Hard to say. I mean there are these breakthru cases, where even though a COVID brand seat belt is worn, you still go thru the windshield. Is that cause to be a skeptic about using the COVID-19 brand seat belt? No not at all. It retains chrome and lessens headaches after windshield impact or decapitation. And let me mention also --you should not feel the seat belt called COVID-19 belt is worthless or even dangerous, or ineffective, or feel shy to take it. Take it you dumb sheeple! Do you hear me? Take the damn belt. Simon says, Satan says.. Take the damn belt! Because we said so! We can never be wrong or challenged. And you must obey.... Forget about the man behind the curtain. Pay attention to me. Listen! Seat belts work. And the Covid 19 seat belt is a seat belt, so that proves it works. That's a scientific statement. Follow the science!... Now then. let me summarize. You can't sue COVID SEAT BELT manufacturers if you fly thru the windshield. But flying thru the windshield, what we call breakthru cases, is only just happening to a tiny slight very so tiny absurdly slight-- 98% of the users. A broad and bustling 2 percent actually remain in the car. Which proves there is such a thing as luck. So again as I say, get the Covid brand auto seat belt because your criminal lying filthy US government tells you to and you must obey. And if you are in that overwhelming majority of 2%, you'll be fine. Meanwhile combat "misinformation" where you can. Keep the truth in sound proof jar where it belongs. America runs so well on lies, why change now?
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AND NEXT--- A MESSAGE FROM OUR 'PARTNERS' at *COVID-19 clot-shot DEATH JAB*... And its a great video. Just goes to show you can no longer trust most doctors. They are either ignorant of truth on covid, or corrupt. But hey listen to the video. Its a hoot of laughs. Such a performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCCGP6l1rv8
MEET the non-existent, psyop-mythical 'JOE DELTA-VARIANT'
https://i.etsystatic.com/17868656/r/il/877a4a/1556669264/il_570xN.1556669264_hhia.jpg
He's a "new player" on the scene, and official sources say "he's here to stay"
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Want a fun comparison? After viewing that depraved and crazy LYING DOCTOR video, who would you trust more, that doctor, or a Hooters Restaurant Hostess? View and compare. Who seems more honest? The doctor, or Samantha --at Hooters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT51UW_SJsQ
Okay then, enough tomfoolery.. Need some real facts about the fake VAX? Look here... Its a killer. HONESTLY, its a killer.
https://www.daretoreadit.com/73321/graphs-from-49-countries-prove-direct-correlation-between-jab-campaign-onset-massive-spikes-in-deaths
https://www.daretoreadit.com/73328/breaking-nz-govt-lied-and-put-lives-at-risk-new-zealand-medsafe-never-approved-the-pfizer-jab
https://www.daretoreadit.com/73335/info-leaks-suggesting-that-over-four-million-ppl-have-been-killed-by-the-jab
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-elitist-democrats-want-you-to-shut-up-and-obey
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