(Satire)- Parents of suicidal reporter Scream Out, "NO MORE FAKE NEWS"
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/27/1415966/-Murdered-reporter-s-father-says-stronger-guns-laws-are-now-his-mission-in-life#
Competitive Yoga champ jumps out window at CNN in Atlanta. EPILOGUE TO A TRAGICALLY ENDED LIFE THRU SUICIDE..The parents of CNN reporter Ray Elevator speak out.
Ray Elevator ended his life this past weekend, by jumping out a 12th floor window at CNN Center, pushed over the brink by anger at yet ANOTHER fake news drama. Ray Elevator was a "an inspiring force of nature, dental surgery conspiracy theorist, and wonderfully talented model ship-builder hobbyist" his parents said.
Babs Elevator is the mother of suicide killed TV journalist Ray Elevator and she's past her breaking point - Plus she wonders why more Americans aren't also. "We are no longer a civilized country," Babs KlimattChange-Elevator told DTRI in strong comments over her son, who jumped after HAVING to report as if real, another FAKE shooting story (Virginia Shooting Hoax)... "We are a nation who has politicians who are cowards," Babs said Saturday in the family's Atlanta home.
"What kind of a society are we? What does it take? After all these false flag fake news events staged by the feds and the mainstream media?" - said her husband Andy Green-Elevator. "And nobody does anything. What does it say about us as a society?"
Andy Green-OhBola-Elevator, said his son's funeral will be private and just for family and friends plus curly haired presidential candidate Rand Paul. Andy is just astounded that more people aren't stirred by the endless barrage of FAKE NEWS EVENTS presented by AP and CNN ....as if REAL.
"The problem is, it just keeps going," he said. "We as a society have become so desensitized to it."
Andy is proud of his splattered son. "Ray was a closet gay, Obama loving, socialist and collector of rare stamps. He was a self taught ballet dancer, who learned ballet thru youtube teaching videos. He was kinda nerdy in school. And even though gay had a friend's crush on youtube vlogger Jenna Marbles. He used to call her--- dope funny skinny blonde whack job...but of course affectionately. He was not part of the war on women. Just contemporarily hip in use of "in crowd" 'cruel speak'.... He had gone thru rehab and was over his addiction to embalming fluid on cigarettes. He was also on the competitive yoga team at Ronald McDonald Clown University. And he loved pot roast dinners plus was an active facebook correspondent with Rachel Ray. He said he loved her because her last name was first name - a geeky reason to connect at the outset but over time they became real friends. Rachel used to call him - the skim milk in her lousy on-set coffee. He understood it was a rib, and teasing joke. He also figured her show probably made good coffee for her, because she's a chef. In reciprocal teasing he called Rachel 'strident-voiced windbag', of course though only in jest... Ray Elevator additionally was brave and not afraid to stand out of the crowd. He drank egg nog and ate pumpkin pie 12 MONTHS A YEAR!".... Ray's dad said, all in a ranting stream, without pausing to breathe.
The parents, during a wide-ranging interview, recounted the scene at their decorative Atlanta home on the morning of the hoax news about the Virginia ON TV fake 'shooting'. The television was off when the phone started ringing. Nothing was the same once a voice on the other end spoke. "There's been another psy op hoax, and it pushed Ray over the edge. He jumped out the window" said a colleague of their son. "We don't know much yet. We are trying to find a telescope and look down with it. There was a very loud sound though, like two hundred and thirty point watermelon hitting a large flower pot. And I'm not being a hater by mentioning 230 pounds. I personally never thought Ray was 'fat', just an avid eater of everything on the Taco Bell menu."
Andy Green-FudeStampz-Elevator, the father, having a dad's intuition, felt the bad vibes instantly when the phone call came. He hoped for the best, but braced for the worst. He downed a bottle of vodka in 3 minutes. Expensive vodka he had been saving for a special occasion. Andy thought, this is gonna be that special occasion all day long. Let's go!
"Right then and there, I had this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach," Andy told DTRI from his quaint and over-decorated Atlanta home. "My heart was just sinking. I thought, 'Maybe he's simply on a window ledge being histrionic once more. But then again, after 99 times of doing that, this time it could have ended up in a real jump. My son was very nice but had a short fuse over being lied to by the media he so passionately wanted to trust.'"
"We are no longer a civilized country," the mother, Babs Elevator, told DTRI. "We are a nation who has politicians that are cowards ... What kind of a society are we? What does it take to get Michael Chertoff and Craig Fugate and James Comey and John Brennan indicted for staging fake news events to terrorize the public?"
The 24-year-old reporter Raymond was unfortunately not on a ledge when the call to his parents was made. He was in large flower pot 12 stories below, licking the daisies, but purely by reflex, as his jump had proven successful and his body was moments away from total shutdown. Ray Elevator thus marks the nation's first death due to PUBLIC EXHAUSTION OVER FAKE TERROR NEWS EVENTS.
His mother explained to DTRI its true that a lot of Jenna Haze porn DVDs were found in Ray's desk at CNN, but that was just to throw off suspicious co-workers from guessing Ray was as gay as purple colored Toyota with license plates reading LUVV-JUDY-GARLAND.... CNN does not have a "don't ask don't tell" policy. Unless you are a CIA embed like Anderson Cooper, you have to keep your gayness in the closet for or at least 3 years. Ray had only been at CNN for two...... Previously he was a undercover phone shopper for Geico, calling other insurance companies daily to get quotes and compare them with Geico quotes. It was job he loved, but he loved his work subsequently at CNN even more. He would literally bounce into the newsroom each day and give everybody an intense, wet, sloppy, French kiss in the morning. He would take any assignment given and report the most foul stories with a wild grin on his face. He was a natural for cable news.
Ray's parents, after a 72-hour 'speed-mourning' period, emerged as the newest voices in the fight for prosecuting FAKE NEWS perpetrators.
Ray, whose high school photo stands alongside an angel figurine in the family home (both wearing ballet costumes), remains his mother's inspiration and motivation.
"I know Ray will be in a good place spiritually, even though his body is in the morgue, misfiled with the name spelled ELIKNATOR. No matter, he had a spirit that defied real death. He actually believed Bernie Sanders will be the next President. He was and is an eternal optimist"-- a sobbing Babs Elevator said Saturday, pointing at her own heart. "This is our second great Elevator family loss. Our first was when our elder son Otis expired from boredom during a GW Bush speech in 2003."
The feeling of grief was mutual for the two parents. Andy and wife Barbara remembered their son as an idealistic but naive flamboyant whirlwind, a smart, acne infested and geeky, but athletic kid who chased and caught his dreams. One of which was to have a desk next to his secret twink crush, Anderson Cooper.
"My heart was just sinking when the phone rang. I thought, 'Maybe this is just our nephew Soliloquy Dylan-Lanza playing a prank again,'' Andy Green-Elevator said of the moment when he got a phone call that there had been another fake news event. Would this be the one that sent his son over the edge of mere frustration? "I knew Ray was getting angrier all the time but I though at worst he would just smack around a vending machine in the CNN lunchroom or something. I never imagined he might jump out the window. Even thought FEMA had made us practice drill for this possibility ...many times."
The dead reporter's father says prosecuting NEWS HOAX criminals in government, NGOs and media is now his 'mission in life'
"My mission in life is now that... I'm going to do something to shame legislators into getting fake news culprits indicted." said Andy staunchly while biting on a large dill pickle in the family living room.
"Look, I'm for actually for having a news media," he said. "But there has to be a way to force politicians, who are cowards in the pockets of the NWO, to come to grips and have sensible laws so that crazy people can't get away with staging fake terror news. It can't be that hard. And yet politicians from the local level, to the state level, to the national level - they sidestep the issue, they kick the can down the road. This can't happen anymore. Fake news dramas about shooting events and purported jihad terror HAVE TO STOP!"
"And I know Congress, I know what their position is going to be," he said. "I can hear it now. They're going to say, 'Oh, gee, well its a free country so the press can fake news if they want to, and if the government pays them to.' Well I got news for you: If Ray had been willing to tell the truth and expose that the Virginia shooting was a hoax, it would't have made any difference. Most people are still such sheeple, not enough would have believed him. So I don't want to hear that argument about FREE PRESS means they can print and say whatever they want. But you know that's going to be voiced again. They will say its up to the public to use voice analyzer software to detect lying in the media and flush out crisis actors who are pretending to be family 'victims'..."
"How many Newtowns and Bostons are going to happen? How many Sandy Hooks? How many Ray type suicides also is this going to take to before we stop fake news dramas in mainstream media?" he added, listing other famous fake events.
Stronger laws against treason by way of news hoaxing --poll well, but bribe-money lovers in Congress are more likely to base their voting decisions on who's paying them under the table.... The filthy NWO, or you and your friends who voted for them? ...That keeps our politicians afraid and our treason laws dormant in a shoe box. Will the tipping point, the moment when enough people want REAL NEWS to base their voting on it, have come on the day when a majority of Americans have been intimately, circumstantially, and personally affected by a FAKE NEWS EVENT? Because the sad thing is, we seem to be heading that way.
Ask the New Jersians who got stuck on the GW Bridge during Chris Christie's BRIDGEGATE dramas. They know fake events can actually impact you in your daily life. Wait and see. Do nothing and you can be assured the feds will Bridgegate you soon in some very non-funny, horrible way. Count on it because they love to torture innocents. Torture and worse. Look what they did on 9/11. That was not the work of some goofy neurotic sentimentalists having a tad too much free time on their hands that summer. Truly psycho, bizarrely crazy individuals do indeed run the federal government. Ray Elevator realized that with crystal clarity in a flash one day. Unfortunately it was when he was already halfway down to the large flower pot on an Atlanta sidewalk. .........So.... not to overstate a trite axiom but... simply to remind... timing IS important- as to WHEN -you wake up to see the 'big picture' of the world's clandestine and uncomfortable.... truths.
Yes Virginia, chemtrails exist.
Oh and BTW, every state in the nation already requires -background checks- for purchase of firearms. So exactly what these verbally rabid "gun control" zealots are talking about.....nobody intelligent actually knows. Did somebody forget to send them the memo- "all states already have background checks"--?? These rabid 'gun control' zealots are like people calling themselves 'pastry activists' demanding- "cakes should include flour, water and eggs". Sorry to steal your thunder folks... but....... cakes actually do include these ingredients.... already............... Next question?
Oh and yes.... WHYYYYY do CNN reporters let such people drone on about "gun control" instead of informing them ALL STATES ALREADY HAVE BACKGROUND CHECKS. Why do they fail to inform and correct such prattlers. .......Got any idea as to----- why?