Lafayette *SHOOTER's DIARY* praises Mossad embed Michael Chertoff
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satirical humor parody from PARODY, Posted in Humor
[Dateline - *SATIRE*, City of Industry, ILLUMINATIVILLE] ----Lafayette 'Shooter' John Russell Houser, left a bizarre diary. The diary had 14 pages nonstop of ranting about what a great guy MICHAEL CHERTOFF is for sponsoring and paying for all these FAKE FALSE FLAG SHOOTER INCIDENTS. Houser said when he signed up for the crisis actor program and was asked what role he would like to play in one of the Zionist fake news dramas, he initially said... Jihad zealot who was self radicalized. But CHERTOFF and Valerie Jarrett and John Podesta and James Comey talked him out of that explaining it did not fit with his last name. CHERTOFF saying "Your last name is Houser. To any American mind that sounds like House, they think of Little House on the Prairie, and 'House' the Doctor show from FOX TV. They are not going to be able to make the mental leap and think you self radicalized and turned Jihad".....Wow, Houser thought, they have a point there. CHERTOFF went on, "Its better if we make you a regular lone nut American Mass Shooter. A gray haired Adam Lanza type fiction. No motive, just that you are nutty and were able to get a gun" Okay said Houser, as long as I get paid. How much for this fake role? "A hundred grand" said Chertoff.---- A f*cking hundred grand? Houser steamed. --All the Sandy Hook fake parents are getting $900 grand in money, why so low? "Because" said CHERTOFF, "they have extended roles pretending to be activists demanding gun grab. You have a show and go. In fact you don't even show. There will be no such shooting. We will just pretend there was and use your name and photo. You can go right off to Canada with your money and have a year of fun drinking with nude strippers in 'gentlemen's clubs'. And BTW Say hi to Mohammed Atta while you're up there. Anyway... we have NO acting required of you John. So its pretty easy"...... Allright said Houser, I'm down with that... but before I sign the contract, I would just like to say one thing between you and me privately. "Go ahead" said Chertoff. Houser commented -- I think they are right about Barack and Michelle Obama. "What do you mean?" said Chertoff. --Houser remarked --The president is definitely a homo and 'Michelle' is a tranny. Not that I care but I'm just saying the gossip is obviously true. And Serena Williams is a man, is a shemale also. Its pretty obvious to the eye. "Why don't you mind your own business, take your money and get out of here!" CHERTOFF yelled. [according to the diary notes]..Houser said he didn't appreciate being yelled at but held no ill will toward Chertoff. Houser adding in his dairy notes-- I make easy money with the guy for doing really nothing. I gotta like the guy.